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Mattakunobaka Demotivational Poster


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the butt pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.


TAGS: movies science okami mattukenobaka mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.6/5

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voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:31 pm
Damn! You beat me to the punch.
ICEMAN - March 4, 2011, 4:48 pm
Someone had to say it.
Airman - March 4, 2011, 3:15 pm
that's Hedley


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?


TAGS: church okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 3.47/5

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Peso - August 4, 2011, 7:13 am
yes we do, its the timeline thats arguable
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Christians don't believe in dinosaurs
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:56 pm
after that rocket blows there'll be plenty of radioactive dino's they could ride
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 11:09 am
Yeah, raptor5 if I'm not mistaken


I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha




HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.68/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am
Very good.


ANGER - Homey don't play dat.




Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?


TAGS: sttng star trek q picard mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:00 pm
what, come on this is 4/5 material atleast
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:06 pm
Q: "What do you mean 'still'?"


FRIENDS - It's the moments like this that you'll treasure forever.




ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"




HOSANNAH HEYSANNAH - Sannah Sannah Hosannah Heysannah Hosannah Hey JC JC's got a raptor for a steed Sannah Hosannah Hey Superstar


TAGS: jesus raptor okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 1.88/5

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Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 8:58 pm

....ummmm....wtf?


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.


TAGS: jesus predator okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.3/5

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okami - March 30, 2011, 8:43 pm
a lot of people have said that. . .i saw the 'hair' as the Predator's dreadlocks and some of the facial features as the expanding mouth. . .first thing i saw.
Dimytri - March 6, 2011, 11:12 am
Looks like the Mona Lisa to me.


WHAT ABOUT 25 YEARS? - "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson - (Charlie Sheen: consistent since 1986)




CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.


TAGS: choices okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.




EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




THEY SEE ME MOWIN' - they hatin' patrollin' try to catch my bvd's dirty




BACK TO SCHOOL - Lessee. . .paper, notebook, pens, condoms, protractor, compass. . . Yeah. . .I think I'm covered.




THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.




OUR FLAG - "We identify the flag with almost everything we hold dear on earth. . ." - Calvin Coolidge C'mere, dear. . .I wanna 'hold' ya a while. . .


TAGS: flag coolidge okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.13/5

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shannon21 - July 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
god bless America!


HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?




CLEOPATRA IS NO MORE. - Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011 R.I.P.




PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .




DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow




SILVER SPRINGS - "I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you." "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves you." (Hmmm. . .I feel a 'Fatal Attraction' moment coming. . .)




CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty




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